Trump Accomplishments

Donald Trump Accomplishments

I recently encountered a list of Trump's "accomplishments" in social media, and I thought I would share. This list is incomplete, and I welcome suggestions, edits and additions. I wish I could attribute the author, but I have forgotten the source.

Forced his way into Arlington National Cemetery for a photo op
Posed with thumbs up over the graves of fallen soldiers
Incited an insurrection against the govt
Mismanaged a pandemic that's killed over 1 million Americans
Separated hundreds of children from their families
Lost those children in the bureaucracy
Cheated on his third wife with a porn star
Paid hush money to a porn star in order to keep her story out of the news
Has been found guilty of 34 counts of fraud
Is under indictment in four current cases
Claimed that Hannibal Lector supports his candidacy
Claimed schools force sex change operations on children without parental permission
Claimed that doctors perform abortions after delivery (?)
Claimed revolutionary war heros took over American airports
Tanked a bipartisan immigration bill because he thought it helped his election chances
Tear gassed peaceful protesters in Lafayette Square for a photo op holding a Bible in front of a church
Tried to ban Muslims from entering the country
Got impeached
Got impeached again
Had the worst jobs record of any president in modern history
Tried to extort President Zelenskyy/Ukraine to dig up dirt on Joe Biden
Fired FBI director for investigating his ties to Russia
Bragged about firing FBI director on TV
Took Putin’s word over the US intelligence community's
Diverted military funding to build his wall
Caused the longest govt shutdown in US history
Called BLM a symbol of hate
Lied nearly 30,000 times
Ejected reporters from WH briefing room who asked tough questions
Vetoed defense funding bill because it renamed military bases named for Confederate soldiers
Refused to release his tax returns
Increased the national debt by nearly $8 trillion
Had three of the highest annual trade deficits in U.S. history
Called veterans & soldiers who died in combat losers & suckers
Coddled leader of Saudi Arabia after he ordered the execution & dismemberment of a US-based journalist
Refused to concede the 2020 election
Hired his unqualified daughter and SIL to work in WH
Walked out of an interview with Lesley Stahl
Called neo-Nazis “very fine people”
Suggested people should inject bleach to fight COVID
Abandoned our allies, the Kurds, to Turkey
Pushed through massive tax cuts for the wealthiest but balked at helping working Americans
Incited anti-lockdown protestors in several states at the height of the pandemic
Withdrew US from Paris climate accords
Withdrew US from Iranian nuclear deal
Withdrew US from Trans Pacific Partnership, which was designed to block China’s advances Insulted his own Cabinet on Twitter
Pushed the leader of Montenegro out of the way during a photo op
Refused to reaffirm US commitment to defending NATO allies
Called Haiti & African nations “shithole” countries
Called Haiti & African nations shithole countries
Called the city of Baltimore the “worst in the nation”
Claimed he single-handedly brought back the phrase “Merry Christmas” even though it hadn’t gone anywhere
Forced his Cabinet to praise him publicly like some cult leader
Tried to cheat to get himself nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize
Berated & belittled his hand-picked AG when he recused himself from Russia probe
Suggested US should buy Greenland
Colluded w/McConnell to push through fed judges & 2 SCOTUS justices after supporting efforts to prevent Obama from appointing judges
Repeatedly called the press “enemies of the people”
Claimed if we tested fewer people for COVID, we’d have fewer cases
Violated the emoluments clause
Thought Africa was a country
Told Bob Woodward in private that COVID was a big deal but downplayed it in public
Called his exceedingly faithful VP a “pussy” for following the Constitution
Nearly got us into a war w/Iran after threatening them by tweet
Nominated a corrupt head of EPA
Nominated a corrupt head of HHS
Nominated a corrupt head of Interior Department
Nominated a corrupt head of USDA
Praised dictators & authoritarians while criticizing allies
Refused to allow presidential transition to begin
Insulted war hero John McCain – even after his death
Spent obscene amount of time playing golf after criticizing President Obama for playing far less golf
Falsely claimed he won 2016 popular vote
Called Muslim mayor of London a stone cold loser
Falsely claimed he turned down being Time’s Man of the Year
Repeatedly tried to fire SC Mueller
Mocked wearing masks during COVID
Locked Congress out of its constitutional duty to confirm Cabinet officials by hiring acting ones
Used a racist dog whistle by calling COVID the China virus
Hired shady figures eventually convicted of federal offenses including campaign mgr & NSA
Pardoned several of his shady associates
Gave the Presidential Medal of Freedom to two congressman who amplified his batshit crazy conspiracy theories
Got into a telephone fight with the leader of Australia (!)
Had a Secretary of State who called him a fucking moron
Forced his press secretary to claim, without merit, that his was the largest inauguration crowd in history
Botched COVID vaccine rollout
Tweeted so much dangerous propaganda, Twitter banned him
Charged Secret Service jacked-up rates at his properties
Constantly interrupted Joe Biden in the first presidential debate
Claimed COVID would “magically disappear"
Called a U.S. Senator “Pocahontas”
Used Twitter to blast Nordstrom when it stopped selling Ivanka’s merchandise
Opened up pristine federal lands to development & drilling
Started a losing tariff war w/China, forcing US taxpayers to bail out farmers
Claimed his losing tariff war was a win for the US
Ignored or didn’t even take part in daily intelligence briefings
Blew off honoring American war dead in France because it was raining
Called the fallen soldiers in Normandy "suckers and losers"
Redesigned Air Force One to look like the Trump Shuttle
Got played by Kim Jong Un and his love letters
Threatened to go after social media companies in clear violation of the Constitution
Botched response to Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico
Threw paper towels at Puerto Ricans when he finally visited them
Pressured Georgia's governor & SOS to “find” him votes
Thought the Virgin Islands had a president
Drew on a map with a Sharpie to justify his inaccurate tweet that Alabama was threatened by a hurricane
Allowed WH staff to use personal email accounts for official business after blasting Hillary Clinton for doing the same thing
Rolled back regulations that protected the public from mercury & asbestos
Pushed regulators to waste time studying snake-oil remedies for COVID
Rolled back regulations that stopped coal companies from dumping waste into rivers
Held blatant campaign rallies at WH
Tried to take away millions of Americans’ health insurance because the law was named for a black man
Refused to attend his successor's inauguration
Nominated worst Education Secretary in history
Threatened judges who didn’t do what he wanted
Attacked Dr. Fauci
Promised Mexico would pay for the wall (it didn’t)
Allowed political hacks to overrule govt scientists in major reports on climate change & other issues
Struggled to navigate a ramp after calling his opponent feeble
Called an AA Congresswoman low IQ
Threatened to withhold federal aid from states & cities with Democratic leaders & states that didn’t vote for him
Held rallies filled with maskless supporters in the middle of a pandemic & made them sign a waiver
Claimed legitimate investigations of his wrongdoing were witch hunts
Claimed there were airports during the American Revolution
Demanded total loyalty from FBI director
Praised conspiracy theory that Democrats are Satanic pedophiles
Placed a corrupt political hack in charge of the USPS
Claimed without evidence the Obama administration bugged Trump Tower
Suggested the US should allow more people from places like Norway into the country
Suggested COVID wasn’t that bad because he recovered (w/help of top govt doctors & treatments not available to the public)
Overturned energy conservation standards that even industry supported
Reduced number of refugees US accepts
Insulted various members of Congress & the media with infantile nicknames
Gave Rush Limbaugh a Presidential medal of Freedom at the State of the Union address
Named as Director of US Office of Personnel Mgmt a 29-year-old who’d previously been fired from the WH for allegations of financial improprieties
Eliminated the WH office of pandemic response
Used soldiers as campaign props
Fired any advisor who made the mistake of disagreeing with him
Demanded the Pentagon throw him a Soviet style military parade
Hired a shit ton of white supremacists
Politicized the civil service
Did absolutely nothing after Russia hacked US
Falsely said the Boy Scouts called him to say his bizarre Jamboree speech was the best speech ever given to the Scouts
Claimed black people would overrun the suburbs if Biden won
Insulted reporters of color
Insulted women reporters
Insulted women reporters of color
Suggested he was fine w/China’s oppression of the Uyghurs
Attacked SCOTUS when it ruled against him
Summoned PA state legislative leaders to WH to pressure them to overturn election
Spent countless hours every day watching Fox News
Refused to allow his administration to comply with Congressional subpoenas
Hired Rudy Giuliani as his lawyer
Tried to punish Amazon because the Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post wrote negative stories about him
Acted as if the United States AG was his personal attorney
Held private meetings w/Putin without staff present & stole the notes
Didn’t disclose private meetings w/Putin, so the US had to find out via Russian media
Stopped holding press briefings for months at a time
“Ordered” US companies to leave China even though he has no such power
Led a political party that couldn’t be bothered to draft a policy platform
Preposterously claimed Article II of the Constitution gave him absolute power
Tried to pressure UK to hold British Open at his golf course
Suggested the govt nuke hurricanes
Suggested wind turbines cause cancer
Said he had a special aptitude for science
Fired head of election cyber security after he called 2020 election the most secure in US history
Blurted out classified info to Russian officials
Tried to force G7 to hold their meeting at his failing golf resort in FL
Fired acting AG when she refused to go along with his Muslim ban
Hired Stephen Miller
Openly discussed national security issues in dining room at MAL where everyone could hear
Interfered with plans to relocate the FBI because a new development there might compete with his hotel
Abandoned Iraqi refugees who helped the US during the war
Tried to get Russia back into G7
Held COVID super spreader event in Rose Garden
Seemed to believe Frederick Douglass is still alive ▪️Lost 60 election fraud cases in court, including before judges he'd nominated
Falsely claimed factories were reopening when they weren’t
Shamelessly exploited terror attacks in Europe to justify his anti-immigrant policies
Never came up with a healthcare plan
Never came up with an infrastructure plan despite repeated Infrastructure Weeks
Forced Secret Service agents to drive him around Walter Reed while contagious with COVID
Told Proud Boys to stand back & stand by
Deliberately f*cked up the Census
Withdrew US from the WHO in the middle of a pandemic
Did so few of his duties, his press staff were forced to state on his daily schedule “President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings.”
Allowed his staff to repeatedly violate the Hatch Act
Seemed not to know Abraham Lincoln was a Republican
Stood before the sacred CIA wall of heroes & bragged about his election win
Constantly claimed he was treated worse than any president, which includes 4 who were assassinated & his predecessor, whose legitimacy & birthplace were challenged by a racist reality TV star named Donald Trump
Claimed Andrew Jackson could’ve stopped the Civil War even though he died 16 years before it happened
Said any opinion poll showing him behind was fake
Claimed other countries laughed at America before he was president, when several world leaders were literally laughing at him
Claimed military was out of ammunition before he became president
Created commission to whitewash American history
Retweeted anti-Islam videos from one of the most racist people in Britain
Hired senior staffer who cited non-existent Bowling Green Massacre as a reason to ban Muslims
Had press secretary who claimed Nazi Germany never used chemical weapons even though every sane human being knows they gassed 6 million Jews
Tried to start boycott of Goodyear because internet hoax
Called for the death penalty for the Central Park 5, after they had been proven innocent